Before
I bid goodnight I want to share this hilarious joke that my
Dad-in-law shared to me last weekend. It’s about an Italian guy who went to
Detroit that everywhere he goes he’s having a hard time talking to people :) Enjoy!!!
Anyway
here’s the man story in an Italian talking accent: Wonna day I'ma go to Detroit
to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two
piss’s (pieces) toast. She brings only one piss (piece). I tella her I wanna to
piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss on my
plate. She say, you better no piss on the plate, you sonamabitch! I don’t even
know the lady and she call me sonamabitch!
Later, I go
to eat lunch at the Drake Restaurant. The waitress bringa me a spoon, and knife
but no fock (fork). I tella her I wanna
fock, she tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tell her you no understand,
I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you
sonamabitch! So, I go back to my room in hotel, and there’re no shet (bed
sheet) on my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna shet. He tellsa me
to go to the toilet. So, I say I no
understand, I wanna shet on the bed. He say you better not shet on the bed you
sonamabitch!
I go to the
check out and the man at the desk he say, “Peace to you”, I say piss onna you
to, you sonamabitch! I go back to Italy!!!
differences in language-spoken sounds very funny indeed, and it can lead to misunderstanding :-)
ReplyDeletegreetings from Makassar - Indonesia
yes it's funny but that's how a pure Italian from Italy sounds when they speak except those who born and raised here :). Thank you for your comment and visit.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha. I can see this happening. Communication is tough and then some.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺