A lawyer boarded an airplane with some funny gift ideas and a box of frozen crabs. He asked a stewards to take care of them for him. She took the box of frozen crabs and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them. Get it? I hope so ;-) FYI: Crabs in American slang means - an unspecified venereal disease.
good come back from the stewardess. the lawyer asked for it. hehe!
ReplyDeleteI know :-D Thanks KM for your comment
ReplyDeleteOf course the lawyer would not raise his hand because all the other passengers will think that he has venereal disease. The stewardess had a fine crab dinner at home. Thanks for the funny post. God bless you always.
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ReplyDeleteNaughty stewardess, now everybody knows she's got crabs. LOL!
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