Still In Search For Our Next Home…

Honestly, if  wasn’t because of my father-in-law that we need to take care and if I wasn’t thinking of  my daughter’s  education,  we’d already have move out from this state a long time ago  because we had enough of all the craziness that my hubby’s sisters done to us.  Anyhow, my hubby and I are still considering getting a home for our retirement where we can live away from his siblings most especially the dramas, intrigues because of inheritance and money and most of all away from his sister “Cruela D.” 

Now I always see my hubby browsing homes from different states every time his online.  So, far he really does like the Kolter Homes especially the ones from Florida where he consider as one of a good place to retire because he use to live there for 15 years.  Well, I know moving is a pain in the neck but with the help of experts I’m sure it won’t be that difficult for us to find the right one when the time comes.

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Let’s Have Some Laughter! The Italian Who Went To Detroit

Before I bid goodnight I want to share this hilarious joke that my Dad-in-law shared to me last weekend. It’s about an Italian guy who went to Detroit that everywhere he goes he’s having a hard time talking to people :) Enjoy!!!

Anyway here’s the man story in an Italian talking accent: Wonna day I'ma go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss’s (pieces) toast. She brings only one piss (piece). I tella her I wanna to piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss on my plate. She say, you better no piss on the plate, you sonamabitch! I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonamabitch!

Later, I go to eat lunch at the Drake Restaurant. The waitress bringa me a spoon, and knife but no fock (fork). I tella her I wanna  fock, she tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonamabitch! So, I go back to my room in hotel, and there’re no shet (bed sheet) on my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna shet. He tellsa me to go to the toilet.  So, I say I no understand, I wanna shet on the bed. He say you better not shet on the bed you sonamabitch! 

I go to the check out and the man at the desk he say, “Peace to you”, I say piss onna you to, you sonamabitch! I go back to Italy!!!